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Top 100 Heath ledger joker Quotes / The Joker the Dark knight Quotes
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- “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because its easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” —heath ledger joker quotes
- “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rule.” — heath ledger joker quotes
- “What doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger!!” — heath ledger joker quotes
- “April, sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” —heath ledger joker quotes
- “They need you right now, but when they don't, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” — heath ledger joker quotes
- “As you know: madness is like gravity…..…all it takes is a little push.” — The Joker Quotes
- “Let’s put a smile on that face!”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” —heath ledger joker quotes
- “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Have not you ever heard of the healing power of laughter ?” —heath ledger joker quotes
- “They Laugh At Me Because I am Different. I laugh At Then Because They are all the same” —heath ledger joker quotes.
- “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away, forever.” —heath ledger joker quotes
- “Inferior choice of words.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Why do not we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we will see how loyal a hungry dog is.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me. Nothing to do with all your strength.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos…” —heath ledger joker quotes
- “I like you: but I want to kill you.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Do I look like a guy with a plan? Do you know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldnot know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just,*do* things.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Why so serious?”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Now comes the part where I relieve you – the little people, of the burden of your, failed and useless lives-But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there”—heath ledger joker quotes.
- “And I won't kill you because you are just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there is no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.”—heath ledger joker quotes
- “The pen is truly mightier than the sword!” — The Joker Quotes
- “I do not wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers……… no, no, no, no, no….. no, you, you, you complete me.” — The Joker Quotes
- “You can't rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, do not we? That is ok. I came prepared, it is a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?” — The Joker Quotes
- “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” — The Joker Quotes
- “As though we were made for each other- Beauty and the Beast. Of course: if anyone else calls you beast, I will rip their lungs out.” — The Joker
- “See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want to order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he does not, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.” — The Joker Quotes
- “Maybe we can share one. You know, they will be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” — The Joker Quotes
- “See I am a man of simple taste. I like things such as gun powder…dynamite and…..gasoline!” — The Joker Quotes
- “You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.” — The Joker Quotes
- “Until their spirit breaks completely-Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he is done.” — The Joker Quotes
- “This city deserves better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” — The Joker Quotes
- “You didnot think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.” — The Joker Quotes
- “One by One, they will hear my call; Then this wicked town will follow my fall.” — The Joker Quotes
- “And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I would use crushed glass” — The Joker Quotes.
- “I wanted to see what you would do- And you didn't disappoint……. You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place; Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” — The Joker Quotes
- “All I have are negative thoughts.” — The Joker Quotes
- “I’m only laughing on the outside. My Smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m crying. You might join me for a weep.” — The Joker Quotes
- “I’ have been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you. I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.” — The Joker Quotes
- “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” — The Joker Quotes
- “Rumour has it – Christmas is a time to share with family.” — The Joker Quotes
- “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” — The Joker Quotes
- “It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” — The Joker Quotes
- “Nobody panics when things go according to plan- even if the plan is horrifying!” — The Joker Quotes
- “The real joke is your stubborn, bone-deep conviction that somehow – somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!” — The Joker Quotes
- “I used to think that my life was a tragedy-But now I realize it’s a comedy.” — The Joker Quotes
- “Tell your men they work for me now- This is my city!” — The Joker Quotes
- “I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.” — The Joker Quotes
- “If you don't like the movie, I’ve got slides.” — The Joker Quotes
- “It is funny when I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian; everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.” — The Joker Quotes
- “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” — The Joker Quotes
- “I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!” — The Joker Quotes
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